/* This JavaScript (God Speask) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2007 Clark Consulting */

var i = 1;
var QuoteArray = new Array();

QuoteArray[0] = "As my apprentice, you're never fired. -God";
QuoteArray[1] = "Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God";
QuoteArray[2] = "What part of 'Thou shalt not...' didn't you understand? -God";
QuoteArray[3] = "We need to talk. -God";
QuoteArray[4] = "Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God";
QuoteArray[5] = "Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God";
QuoteArray[6] = "That 'Love thy neighbor' thing...I meant it. -God";
QuoteArray[7] = "Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God";
QuoteArray[8] = "Follow me. -God";
QuoteArray[9] = "Don't make me come down there. -God";
QuoteArray[10] = "I don't question YOUR existence. -God";
QuoteArray[11] = "I saw that. -God";
QuoteArray[12] = "I'm also making a list and checking it twice. -God";
QuoteArray[13] = "I exist, therefore you are. -God";
QuoteArray[14] = "Talk to me...listen to your kids. -God";
QuoteArray[15] = "Do you have any idea where you're going? -God";
QuoteArray[16] = "I've missed you. -God";
QuoteArray[17] = "Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God";
QuoteArray[18] = "Need directions? -God";
QuoteArray[19] = "You think it's hot here? -God";
QuoteArray[20] = "Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God";
QuoteArray[21] = "It's a small world.  I know...I made it. -God";
QuoteArray[22] = "Life is short.  Eternity isn't. -God";
QuoteArray[23] = "The real supreme court meets up here. -God";
QuoteArray[24] = "One nation under me. -God";
QuoteArray[25] = "If you must curse, use your own name! -God";
QuoteArray[26] = "All I know is...everything. -God";
QuoteArray[27] = "Feeling lost?  My book is your map. -God";
QuoteArray[28] = "Forget the emails. I respond to knee-mail. -God";

var num_of_quotes = QuoteArray.length - 1;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

var thisQuote = QuoteArray[quotes];

document.write(''+ thisQuote +'');